crisskatzman:

tumblr is so much more fun when Darren does things

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 531 notes

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 140,577 notes

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

12 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 67,693 notes

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 159,460 notes

agentrodgers:

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread it in

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

quirkypopculturereference wrote a fanfic ‘here

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 30,281 notes
fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 397,047 notes
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
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thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 464,797 notes
schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

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mulled-cider:

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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

14 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 379,522 notes
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